I
still remember the day that it happened.
I was out enjoying a ride on a
day bathed in the warm orange and red hues of fall. Then, as I was
looking down the road while another motorcyclist rode by, it happened.
The motorcyclist startled me with a hand gesture and before I began to
understand what had happened another motorcyclist rode by and gave me
the same gesture leaving me confused.
"What is this about? Do I know them? Was I supposed to return the gesture? Did I do something wrong?"
I miss the earlier days of motorcycle riding, the days when bikers
weren't waving at each other. I can't remember if riders didn't have to
wave at each other years ago or if it was that there were just so few
of us riders that we just didn't need to wave very much.
Maybe this is
why many riders buy motorcycles that look like they are from the past;
they are reminiscing about a different time, a time without waving. But
time marches on so I decide that I need to move on and join the waving
craze.
To avoid looking like a novice I stop at the library but
come up empty. Keith Code is currently working on a motorcycle waving
technique book called A Flick of the Wrist but since the book hasn't yet
been published I start practicing my wave by sitting on a chair in
front of a mirror.
Once comfortable, I move up to practicing while
sitting on my bike and a few days later I make my public waving debut
while at the grocery store. I see a guy pushing a shopping cart
similar to mine so I wave, not a full force wave, just a gliding wave of
my hand along with a head bob to show that we are brothers united in
cruising the cereal aisle. A glance of disgusting indifference is shot
back at me. Maybe it is the generic rice cereal in my cart or the
imported cashews or maybe it is the wrong brand of toilet paper; some
people just don't like certain grains, imports, or brands and will hold
it against others. I consider it a minor setback and although my
technique still needs work winter is fast approaching and there is no
more time to practice. I rush home to my motorcycle.
I ride off
in search of other motorcycles and when other motorcyclists rides by I
can't control my excitement as I wave furiously with my hand flailing
like a leaf in a hurricane. They just turn their heads and stare at me.
After a couple of hours my excitement has died down, my joining the
brotherhood is a failure, few people have waved back. I've grown tired
from the weight of a fading dream and as another motorcycle rides by I
can only muster the strength to raise a couple of fingers up off of my
left handgrip. And they wave back. THEY WAVE BACK! Finally other
motorcyclists are waving back.
I now have a technique that works
and now I have to figure out who I should wave to? Motorcycles of
course but what about mopeds? They are miniature motorcycles. What
about Trikes and those three wheeled things? One end looks like a
motorcycle. And motorized bicycles? That's what an early motorcycle
was. What about plain old bicycles, the great grandfather of
motorcycles? They are all out enjoying similar experiences to riding a
motorcycle so I wave at all of them. We all have something in common.
And then a mini-van drives by. I own a minivan too so I wave to her but
can't tell if she waved back.
I don't want to be the unfriendly
biker who doesn't wave so I continue to wave, I wave at everyone but not
everyone waves back. Cars drivers and bicyclists never see me,
children on bikes or in strollers always see me and wave back, but only
some motorcyclists wave back. Some riders only wave to riders on
similar bikes. Except Goldwings, Goldwing folks are a whole different
breed and are happy to wave at everyone and I suppose that happens when
you have the joys of a motorcycle combined with the comfort of a car.
But I'm not happy. As my day of riding has progressed I've missed
many of the sensations that make riding enjoyable: feeling the
motorcycle buzz as the tach needle moves, smelling flowers, rain, and
cut grass, watching the world roll by on a screen bigger and better than
any Omni theater. Instead of enjoying all these sensations I'm
scanning the road for the next person to wave to and in that sense my
day has been a great success as I've mastered the wave and have waved to
everyone that has passes by.
With my waving accomplishment and
the early twilight of fall at hand I turn for home. As I round a corner
at a hurried pace there is a car stopping in the road in front of me.
The car is waiting to turn, waiting because of an approaching train of
motorcycles who all start waving at me. As I quickly close in on the
wall of Detroit steel blocking the road there isn't time to panic only
time to focus on the tasks at hand.
Hit the brakes hard and: clutch in,
throttle blip, shift, clutch out, wave,
clutch in, throttle blip, shift, clutch out, wave,
clutch in, throttle blip, shift, clutch out, wave,
clutch in, throttle blip, shift, clutch out, wave,
clutch in, throttle blip, shift, clutch out, wave, clutch in, all while
the front tires is looking like a ripe tomato about to burst under foot
and the rear tire lightly snakes a thin black line across the tar.
I
stop within a foot of the car bumper but I did it, I waved at everyone
who had ridden by and I was steaming mad.
I was mad because I
knew I wouldn't be doing much waving if I broke both my arms flying
Superman style into the back of that stopped car. I came close to
crashing my motorcycle into a car because I was busy waving to other
motorcycles.
So I have to wave goodbye to waving. I am going back to
what riding a motorcycle means to me, enjoying the ride. So don't feel
offended if you ride by and I don't wave. I won't wave back. Okay,
maybe just a little wave.
(this is not an original work by me, just something I found on facebook that I wanted to keep alive and not lose in the constant churn) Kudo's to the original author whoever that may be!
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